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Ha-ha-ha!

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
to Mrs Brown's Boys!

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Agnes

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Agnes

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A-L-I-V-E, enter.

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Wrong again, you bastard.

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There has to be a vowel!

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Hello there!

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Cathy introduced me
to this feckin' Wordle.

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Oh, God.

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I'm going to bust that phone
before the end of the day.

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And the words they use,
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Yesterday's word was "trite".

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What does that even mean, "trite"?

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Mind you, I got it half right.

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Yeah, I typed "shite".

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Hi, Agnes. Oh, hello, Winnie.

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Good morning.
Or could I say good afternoon?

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Oh, I'm sorry, pet.
I was doing me Wordle.

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SIGHS: I don't want to talk
about that game any more.

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How many guesses did it take you?

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I don't want to talk about it.

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I don't blame you.

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Why do you do that, Winnie?

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I say I don't want to talk
about something

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and you just carry on regardingless.

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I...!

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I know the words are in there.
Get them out.

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I was really happy when I got it.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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How did you get it?
I didn't even get three letters.

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Oh, well, you know what they say,
Agnes.

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A bird in the hand makes
it hard to blow your nose.

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No, Winnie, I don't know,
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What was the answer, then?

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Oh, well, I can't tell you that,
Agnes, it would ruin the fun.

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Fun?! Do I look like I'm having fun?!

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I nearly had an aneurysm
because of it.

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You want tea?

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Is that it? Is that the word,
"thank"?

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No. Then why did you pretend it was?

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I didn't. I just said thank you.

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No, no, Winnie, you didn't say
thank you -

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you didn't say, "Thank YOU."

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What am I doing? I don't care. Hmm.

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Here, Agnes, the new family
are moving into number 85 today.

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Oh. I seen the family coming
and going.

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G-O-I-N-G...

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Agnes, what's wrong with you?

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Nothing. Just stop using five-letter
words, will you?

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How are you, Mrs McGoogan?

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Good morning, Mammy.

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Good morning, chicken.

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Did you get your Wordle, Cathy?
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Agnes bored.

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I thought you loved it.

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Loved it?!

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How can I love something
that just tortures me?

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It's like having...
A daughter like Sharon.

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That's not what I was going to say,
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but do go on, give us the gossip.

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Sharon's stomping around the house

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like a bear with his
horns caught in the fence.

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Bears don't have...
Oh, it doesn't matter.

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What's wrong with her?

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Let me guess.

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She mistook her curling tongs for the
diddly-diddly her-hildy doo-do.

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Bring-ding-ding-ding,
bring-ding-ding...!

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Mammy! Please.

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Bring-ding-ding-ding... Mammy!

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Bring...

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What's wrong with her?

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Well, she's in a mood, Cathy,

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because she can't do the date thing
with Father Damien.

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Oh, no. She was so excited for it.

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What happened?

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Well, she can't get anybody
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Oh, that's crap.

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Hello?!

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Father Damien dating
Sharon McGoogan?!

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Am I the only one that sees
a situation here?

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No, it's not them dating.

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Father Damien is organising a speed
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And what, pray tell, is speed dating?

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I mean, your father was fast,
you know...?

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Mammy!

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It's where you meet loads of people
on the same night.

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Oh, an orgy.

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No, it's nothing to do with whales.

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all sorts of different people,

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but it's really quick.

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As soon as you finish
with one person,

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you rush to meet with someone else.

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Oh, like dogging.

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I-I...I believe. I read it
in a magazine somewhere.

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why do I waste my time?

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I'll go call in and check on Sharon.

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Oh, thanks, Cathy, love.

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Look, Dermot, talk to Barbara.

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Come on, Betty.

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It's not up to me.

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I only joined Barbara in the salon
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I want that contract.

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What part of "talk to Barbara"
did you not hear?

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What are you, her bodyguard?

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Get out of the way. Agh!

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Ma, tell him to let me go.

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Come on, you big baby,
calling your mammy.

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And?

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And then I'm going to count to six.

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How are you, Ma? Oh, I'm grand.

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I'm just enjoying the peace
and fucking quiet here.

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What's going on?

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These two clowns are annoying Betty.

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Come on, Mark. Let's just go home
and have a cuppa in peace.

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You all right, Dermot? I'm grand.

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Aah! Don't touch me.

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Dermot, why are you annoying
Betty like that?

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Wash and Blow are looking to hire
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Barbara wants us to make
a presentation.

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Oh, that's good. No, Mammy. Not good.

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I shouldn't have to make
a presentation, Ma.

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Me brother owns the salon.

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So what? That doesn't
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Nothing. Dermot,
if you want a business,

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you have to go about it
the right way.

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Put the work in. Put the work in.

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Fine.

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Did you get your Wordle, Buster?

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Why would Buster be doing Wordle?

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A-G-I-L-E. Agile.

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You got it! Well done, Buster.

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Yes. Well fuckin' done.

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What are they taking out of
the truck now?

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I think it's called a futon.

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Oh, something you put your "foot on".

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They're expensive, Agnes.

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They must have a few bob, so.

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Well, if they're calling
their futon pouffe,

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I bet they're full of shit.

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Here, what's that, Agnes?

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Or a coffin!

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THEY LAUGH

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What's this? Jesus, Cathy!

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You frightened the...
shyness out of me.

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What are you two up to?

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Well, the new family are moving into
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Which is none of our business.

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Now, let's get back to the kitchen
and not be so nosy. Right.

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They have a load of cushions.

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Cushions? What kind of...?

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I'm just kidding!

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You bitch.

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If I hear anything about
the new family, I'll let you know.

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Okay, Winnie.

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I'm off too, Mammy.

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See you later. See you, Cathy.

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SHE CHUCKLES

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It'll be nice to have new people
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We haven't had anybody new in the
street since - oh, 2003.

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That's 20 years.

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Or if you're watching
this on repeat, pick a year.

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The last family that lived
there were the Houlihans.

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Lovely family, very close.

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Yeah. They're all in prison now.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Excuse me.

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Do you want the Wordle solution?

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Feck off.

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No. That's seven letters.

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Do you know what else
is seven letters?

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Yours!

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Yeah...? Oh, for fuck's sake.

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Hello, Father. Do come in.

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Actually, I was just visiting
your new neighbour

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and I was hoping
to introduce her to you.

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Well, drop her round any time.

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Oh, now? Oh...

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Do come in.

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What a lovely home you have.

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Thank you very much.
Mrs Brown, this is Mrs Flanagan.

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Birdie Flanagan.

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Everyone calls me Birdie.

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That's nice.

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Everyone calls me Mrs Brown.

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Agnes is it, so?

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Hope the kettle's boiling.
I'd love a cuppa.

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Me throat is as dry
as a jockey's crotch.

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That woman has no manners,

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and she's so arrogant.

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just fine.

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I'll be off, then.

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THEY LAUGH

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So he says... Yeah?
.."Are you a virgin?"

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Oh! I just nodded me head.

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I hadn't the heart to tell him

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on the Isle of Man ferry!

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Oh, my God!

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I can't believe you knew
"The Hammer" Murphy. Knew him?!

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He was the father to me first child!

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THEY LAUGH

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Get it where you can, I say!

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Oh, you're a gas.

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Oh, Winnie. Winnie, come in.

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Birdie Flanagan, meet me
longest friend, Winnie McGoogan.

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She doesn't look too long to me!

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THEY LAUGH

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Winnie, sit down and have
a cup of tea.

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Birdie's in my chair.

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Well, sit down over there!

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You're all right.

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I have stuff to be doing, anyway.

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Methinks Winnie is a bit whiny!

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Yeah!

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and unpack.

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No, stay where you are.

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Yeah... I'll let myself out.

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OK! See you, Agnes. Bye!

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THEY LAUGH

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Hello there.

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Birdie Flanagan -
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I can't see her
getting off the ground.

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What the hell was that?

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New neighbour. Funny lady.

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I think we're going to get on.

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Well, she's not shy, anyway.

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No, she's not.

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Are you heading out, Cathy?
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Bit early to be drinking.

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I'm not drinking. I offered
to cover the bar for Sharon

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for the date night... Oh.
..so she's training me in.

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Really? I thought you'd be going to
the date night yourself,

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I was, but then I thought,
what's the point?

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It'll just be full of locals.

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Yeah, and you've had all them.

256
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No, they just wouldn't be my type.

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Oh, you have a type?

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What's it, pick and mix, is it?

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so I'm giving it a miss so she can.

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Well, you're very good to do
that for her -

261
00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:22,280
but I don't want you
bursting into tears now

262
00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:24,120
when some hunk walks into the bar.

263
00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:26,000
I'll take my chances, Mammy.

264
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,840
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265
00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:30,760
looking for a ticket for the
date night, give them that.

266
00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,200
Oh!

267
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,600
I'm single.

268
00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:36,840
Yeah, right. As if you'd be going.

269
00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:39,360
I might. Winnie said she was going.

270
00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:42,160
She's helping Father Damien -
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271
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,200
So is Dermot. Dermot is not single.

272
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,640
Dermot is the compere. Mm.

273
00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:49,240
You can't go, Mammy.
It's just not right.

274
00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:52,440
Yeah, well... Actually, just give me
me ticket back.

275
00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:54,000
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276
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,560
It's my ticket now.

277
00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:57,120
Mammy. Cathy.

278
00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:16,200
All right! You've had your fun!
Now give me me ticket!

279
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,560
If you want it, come and get it.

280
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,800
This is not over.

281
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,400
SHE LAUGHS

282
00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:27,440
Oh, Jesus.

283
00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:35,280
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284
00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,560
Dermot wants to show Barbara
something.

285
00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:38,920
I can read lips.

286
00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,320
Very nice.

287
00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,760
So I'll just jump in
when I see you struggling?

288
00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:45,000
No, because you won't
see me struggling.

289
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,160
What did he say?

290
00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,440
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291
00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,600
Oh, that'll be fun.

292
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,240
What's that?

293
00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,200
Oh, it's a stopwatch.

294
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:56,760
I'm in charge of the timing at
Father Damien's date night thingy.

295
00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,320
Just practising.

296
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,480
OK, well, leave the
presentation to me.

297
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,800
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298
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,400
No - stand there,
so they can see the sign.

299
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,000
And look smart.

300
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,160
You need to make this quick, Dermot.

301
00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:09,800
I'll be done in a flash.

302
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,760
He says he's going to do a flash.

303
00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:14,720
Oh, I hope he waxed his scrotum.

304
00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,440
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305
00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,920
He says she's a sick bitch.

306
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:22,600
Oh, she is. Starting from...now.

307
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,320
Will you stop?
Pick up the pace, Dermot.

308
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,680
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.

309
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,000
Every salon out there is offering
the same thing -

310
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,720
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311
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:33,680
The question is, how do you
stand out from the crowd?

312
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:37,320
What? He says something
about a blowjob in a crowd.

313
00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:39,160
Oh, she'd be well into that, now.

314
00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:41,680
You tell me, Dermot.

315
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,840
To be competitive, you need to
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316
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,760
something they can't get
anywhere else.

317
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:46,920
And how do we do that?

318
00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,480
A complimentary ten-minute facial.

319
00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:49,800
We're not beauticians.

320
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,240
You don't need to be.

321
00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:53,000
I've been importing these.

322
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:56,720
What's them?

323
00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,600
<font color="

324
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,160
Extra large.

325
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,320
Well, he is his father's son.

326
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,800
28 seconds gone, Dermo.

327
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:08,760
You offer a free facial with every
blow-dry, and before you know it,

328
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,040
the customers will be queuing
up outside the door.

329
00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,160
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330
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:14,280
Where do they come from?

331
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,080
North Korea.

332
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,680
Did you know they're the world
leaders in facial skincare?

333
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:24,560
Did you also know that North Koreans
are shorter than South Koreans?

334
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,840
Really? That's mad!

335
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:32,080
<font color="
to see a 30% rise in... Time's up!

336
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,400
Sorry.

337
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,800
Sorry, Dermot,
but I can't see it working.

338
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,240
Oh! One...

339
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,280
Stand over there.

340
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,440
Bit more.

341
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,000
Look smart.

342
00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:46,840
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343
00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:50,800
Anyone that buys a ticket for the
speed dating night in Foley's

344
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,600
gets a 20% discount pamper
package from Wash and Blow.

345
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,400
That way, you get to see if there's
a market for this kind of thing -

346
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,240
and if there is, we get the contract
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347
00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:01,280
All rights are reserved by
Wash and Blow

348
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,280
and its partner company
DandB promotions.

349
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,520
May cause death,
please consult your doctor.

350
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:07,800
Stop. Yes!

351
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:10,320
You've got yourselves a deal.

352
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,520
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353
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:19,080
OK. So, here's everyone's job.

354
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,720
Cathy, you're working the bar.

355
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,600
Dermo, you're our friend.

356
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:25,240
Buster is timing
and switchover bell.

357
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,280
So far, we don't have anyone
to do security.

358
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,120
Do we even need security?

359
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,400
<font color="

360
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,280
We know everyone that'll be there.

361
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:35,160
No, Cathy, I advertised
this event on social media.

362
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,320
People from all over Dublin
have bought tickets.

363
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,040
I thought it was just locals.

364
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,200
Oh, no.

365
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,880
There's loads of outsiders coming.

366
00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:43,520
<font color="

367
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,160
a rugby player from Swords -

368
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,480
all kinds.

369
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,760
SHE CHUCKLES

370
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,760
Mammy!

371
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,640
You don't even like rugby.

372
00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:52,240
I want me ticket back.

373
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,000
Oh, where is it? Where did I put it?

374
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,240
Wait a minute. Hold on.

375
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,480
<font color="

376
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,480
Oh, look at that.

377
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:57,840
DOORBELL RINGS

378
00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:58,880
I'll get it.

379
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,080
Why don't you do security, Father?

380
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,120
Oh, no. I'll be far too busy.

381
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,320
Oh, yeah? Doing what?

382
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:08,240
I'll be doing the Lord's work,
Mrs McGoogan.

383
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,280
<font color="

384
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,640
Chatting to her new pal, Birdie.

385
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:15,720
I beg your pardon, Winnie? Nothing.

386
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,160
You all know our new neighbour,
Mrs Flanagan.

387
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,960
Hello, all. Hiya, Birdie.

388
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,760
What is all that?

389
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,240
<font color="

390
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,440
Oh, Jesus!

391
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,760
No, we're arranging things
for the speed date night.

392
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,600
Oh, Cathy, you'll do well at that.

393
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:34,160
I wish - I've to cover the bar
for my friend Sharon.

394
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,280
Well, I was a barmaid.

395
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,000
If you like,
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396
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,440
Would you, Birdie?

397
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,760
That'd be great!

398
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,160
Cup of tea.

399
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,160
You're a star, Birdie!

400
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,800
Isn't she just wonderful?

401
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,280
Oh, hello, everyone.

402
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,920
Hello, son. What about Mark?

403
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,240
Mark could do security.

404
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,440
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405
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:57,440
What was that? Actually, Father,

406
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,760
now that I think of it,
Mark wouldn't be a bad shout.

407
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:00,960
Great.

408
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,480
Mark will man the door.

409
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,520
What's that now?

410
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:06,200
You're going to be our security
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411
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,560
Like a bouncer?

412
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,840
HE CHUCKLES

413
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:11,040
And, Mark, no ticket means no entry.

414
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,920
No exceptions. You got it.

415
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:17,600
AS JOHN WAYNE: Hey!
No ticket, no entry, pilgrim.

416
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,400
LAUGHTER

417
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,840
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418
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,840
Very good.

419
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,880
Marilyn Monroe. Y... Very good.

420
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:26,760
Er, Dermo?
There's a problem at the salon.

421
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,720
What is it? I don't know, but Betty
called and she sounded flustered.

422
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:32,640
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423
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,280
That's the way she sounds
all the time.

424
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:37,800
Cathy, we'd better get over there.

425
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:38,880
I can't, Mammy.

426
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,560
I've to open Foley's in 20 minutes

427
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,520
and prepare Birdie
for the date night.

428
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,920
<font color="

429
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,360
Oh, now I exist?

430
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,520
Winnie! Coming.

431
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,840
MUFFLED GROANS

432
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,040
They can't be gone off.

433
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:00,200
I got them in 2018.

434
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,520
They should be nice and creamy.

435
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,360
Do these look creamy to you?!

436
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:04,720
<font color="

437
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:05,920
I'm just a distributor.

438
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,760
He's the importer.

439
00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,520
I can't get it off, Mrs Brown!

440
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:10,720
Well, never mind you -

441
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,640
what about those poor bastards
in there?

442
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:15,000
They're all here to get their
hair done for the date night.

443
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,400
<font color="
OK, first of all, we need a plan.

444
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,640
I'll put the kettle on.

445
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,280
No, you won't, Winnie. No.

446
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,120
Winnie, you take
the two girls out the back

447
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,680
and see if you can
get that stuff off.

448
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:25,360
You two...

449
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,560
<font color="

450
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:29,320
Terribly sorry to keep you ladies -

451
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,320
just a little bit
of a technical hitch.

452
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,560
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

453
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:36,400
What are you going to do?
I'm going to buy you time.

454
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,440
Go.

455
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,160
MUFFLED GROANS

456
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,160
<font color="

457
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,720
OK, let me have a look.

458
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,080
Yeah...

459
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,360
Hold on, I'll take it...

460
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:46,200
Oh, that is really put on, isn't it?

461
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,320
TEARING

462
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,400
Not cooked yet.

463
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,600
Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.

464
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,640
MUFFLED SPEECH

465
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,000
<font color="
now that's coming on nicely.

466
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,280
MUFFLED SPEECH

467
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,280
Yes. Yes, I hear you.

468
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:04,160
Well, I don't usually cut,
really, but...

469
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,080
OK, I'll give it a go.

470
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,640
Agnes, it's peeling off.

471
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,440
Oh, great stuff, Winnie, well done.

472
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,880
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473
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,440
Because this one's getting impatient.
Right.

474
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:14,880
Oh...

475
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:17,000
Oh... Oh!

476
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:17,000
MUFFLED GROAN

477
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,560
Yes, I hear you. I hear you.

478
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:20,000
Yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming.

479
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,600
Yeah. Yeah.

480
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,520
Oh, Shirley Temple.

481
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:24,880
<font color="

482
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,720
We got most of it off. Good.

483
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,360
Go back inside and help Winnie -

484
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:31,680
and when you come back out...
she needs her eyebrows done.

485
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,240
MUFFLED SPEECH

486
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,240
Yes, I'm coming.

487
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,360
I'm coming, I'm coming.

488
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,800
<font color="

489
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,480
What did you do to Hillary's hair?!

490
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,320
Hillary? Yeah!

491
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,200
That's Hillary Nicholson?

492
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,240
Yeah.

493
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,920
Winnie!

494
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,000
Come on. We're out of here.

495
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:57,200
Excuse me. Excuse me.

496
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,440
Excuse me. Excuse me!

497
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,200
<font color="
I fucking told you!

498
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,920
Get out of the way. Excuse me.

499
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:04,680
Mark, love, do your mother
a favour, will you?

500
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,120
Let me in early, get a nice seat.

501
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:07,840
Doors open eight o'clock.

502
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,080
SHE LAUGHS

503
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,080
Seriously, love.

504
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:12,640
<font color="

505
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:17,080
What is this, a fanny convention?

506
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,400
Where's all the men?
ALL: Yeah!

507
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,760
Ah, calm down, ladies.

508
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,600
Winnie's letting the men
in the back door.

509
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:25,120
Oh, not for the first time, Winnie!

510
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,000
<font color="

511
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,520
I'm first. Whatever's left
they can share amongst themselves.

512
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:37,240
OK. Have your tickets ready
for inspection - and your IDs.

513
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:38,960
That's my son.

514
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,440
He's a charmer, isn't he?

515
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,040
The number on the ticket
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516
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,920
Number one. Good girl. Thank you.

517
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,160
Thank you, son. There you go.

518
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,760
Ahem. Tickets, please.

519
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,600
I don't need a ticket. It's my bar.

520
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,920
Not tonight it's not.

521
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:54,000
If you don't have a ticket,
<font color="

522
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,400
Tickets. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.

523
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,880
Pint of cider, Cathy.

524
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,040
Would "please" be too much to ask?

525
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,240
Oh...make it snappy.

526
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:09,720
I'll get that, Cathy. You get
out there and get yourself a man.

527
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,320
Agnes.

528
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,040
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529
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:17,760
I will never, ever set foot inside
that salon for as long as I live.

530
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,960
Wait, now... It's about to start,
maybe you should...

531
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,760
I have never, ever
been so embarrassed.

532
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,360
Oh, come on. You must have been.

533
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,520
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534
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,960
I have never seen you
looking so well!

535
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,840
Oh!

536
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,960
In a moment, the men will enter
through that door

537
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,640
and take a seat at a table -

538
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,400
on hearing this sound...

539
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,320
BELL RINGS

540
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,360
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to the next table

541
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:45,560
to begin the next date.

542
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,720
Do you understand the rules?
ALL: Yes!

543
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,360
Now, are you ready? Yes!

544
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:51,400
Are you steady? Yes!

545
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,640
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of penises

546
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,400
coming in that door very soon,

547
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,280
I will shove that microphone
up your...

548
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,440
Let's get it on!

549
00:21:58,440 --> 00:21:59,920
BELL RINGS

550
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,560
Dermot! Dermot, I don't have one.

551
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,120
Where's my date? I don't have a date.

552
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,000
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553
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,360
FRENCH ACCENT: Oh, hello there.

554
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:16,320
Oh, hello!

555
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:20,160
Do be sitting down. Merci.

556
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,680
Oh... Hello, ma'am.

557
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,240
Oh...!

558
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,960
My name is Frank.

559
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,560
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560
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,160
Oh...

561
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,440
Winnie! Winnie!

562
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,120
He's French.

563
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,120
Get condoms.

564
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:47,960
My name is... My name is Agnes.

565
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:50,160
Or, as they say in French...

566
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,440
..Agnes.

567
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,040
BELL RINGS

568
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,040
No, no, no!

569
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,440
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570
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:59,080
I have to go now. No, no, no, no.
You stay where you are.

571
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,800
Dermot, stewards' inquiry.

572
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:01,880
That wasn't long enough.

573
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,360
I don't know if I'm coming or going.

574
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:06,040
You stay where you are, love,
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575
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,400
We are moving on. No, no.

576
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,680
Dermot, stop the clock.

577
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,920
I want this one.

578
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,680
Mammy, you're making a scene.

579
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,240
Oh, Cathy, I want you
to meet your new daddy.

580
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:21,040
He's going to call you Nicole,
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581
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:23,400
Come, Franc.

582
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,840
Let me introduce myself.

583
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,400
No, no. Excuse me.

584
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,120
Excuse me!

585
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:32,160
Please let the men move
swiftly to the next table, Mammy.

586
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,520
Ugh.

587
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,800
Oh, hey, Sharon.

588
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,800
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589
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,920
Get up.

590
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,360
Up!

591
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:49,600
Well, hello there, acrobat.

592
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:50,840
Buy a girl a drink?

593
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:51,960
I'm not an acrobat.

594
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:54,040
Not yet, baby. Not yet.

595
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:58,560
Now, Agnes, I picked this one
just for you.

596
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,480
You can feck off.

597
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:04,520
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598
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,960
Ring the bell.

599
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,080
Nope.

600
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,680
Hello. I'm Roger. What's your name?

601
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:12,720
Agnes.

602
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,280
Buster. Ring the fucking bell.

603
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:18,200
Hello. I'm Roger. What's your name?

604
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,080
OK, mine is broken.

605
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,480
Can we get him rebooted? Hello?!

606
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,880
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607
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,600
BELL RINGS

608
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,480
Oh, what a pity. It's all over.

609
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,680
How sad. Bye-bye.

610
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,720
Oh, that wasn't very long.

611
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:38,560
I've had births that felt shorter.

612
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,000
Mammy.

613
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,400
Go away, Cathy!

614
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,800
Mammy, Roger wants
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615
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:44,960
What?

616
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,840
Can I get your number?

617
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,960
Oh, all right. Here.

618
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,320
Now fuck off.

619
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,440
Now, where's that French toast?

620
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,840
I want a nibble.

621
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,240
Hey! Hey!

622
00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,920
Back off. Back off!

623
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:01,360
That's my one!

624
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:07,120
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all that dating shite.

625
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:10,800
No. If I had to start all over
again, I'd just give up.

626
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,640
I'd live with my best friend. You.

627
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,120
Or Birdie.

628
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:17,880
What, Winnie?

629
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,360
Well, you two seemed to be
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630
00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:22,800
I'm just trying to be nice
to a new neighbour.

631
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,480
You should get to know her.

632
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:27,480
Birdie is fun, she's nice -
and she's smart.

633
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,840
Well, I'm fun and I'm nice
and I'm smart.

634
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,040
Oh, Winnie, don't exaggerate.

635
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:35,520
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636
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,600
That was a waste of time.

637
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,320
Oh. I don't know, Cathy,
there was a few men who left happy

638
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:42,680
with a phone number.

639
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,280
Yeah, all the same number -

640
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,760
Sharon's. Sharon's. Yeah!

641
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,320
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642
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:50,520
Goodnight, Birdie.

643
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,400
Did you see anything there
to float your boat?

644
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,920
Oh, no. I'm done with men.

645
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,000
Seven sons. They keep me busy.

646
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,680
Seven sons?! Mm.

647
00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,640
God, their father must be proud.

648
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,400
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649
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:03,840
Seven fathers.

650
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,280
You're kidding me! No.

651
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,640
In the old neighbourhood,

652
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,560
they used to call me Seven Rides
For Seven Brothers!

653
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:17,800
I'll see you tonight.

654
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,960
Hang on, Birdie. I'll walk you home.

655
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,760
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656
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,600
Well, goodnight, then, Mammy.

657
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,120
Oh, you off to bed, Cathy?

658
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:29,400
Is, no.

659
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:32,000
One of the guys I met
wanted me to go to a nightclub,

660
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000
so I'm just going for an hour or so.

661
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,600
Oh, did I see him there at all?

662
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,080
Hello there.

663
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:41,280
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Oh, just coming, Franc.

664
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,960
Night-night, Mammy.

665
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,320
Goodnight, ma'am.

666
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,120
Franc the planc.

667
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,760
He's too old for me, anyway.

668
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,040
Well, it's been a hell of a week.

669
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,640
Father Damien's date night was chaos,

670
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,120
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671
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,000
and Sharon McGoogan's going
to be very busy

672
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:05,320
for the next couple of weeks.
So some good came out of it!

673
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,600
And despite all the trouble that
Dermot caused for Barbara and Betty,

674
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,240
he got the contract.

675
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,440
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676
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,680
Blood is thicker than water -

677
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,960
and nothing is thicker than Buster.

678
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,520
You know, Birdie is lovely...

679
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,120
..but she's not Winnie.

680
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:29,600
I'm sure Birdie's going to be
a nice friend, but...

681
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,240
..Winnie is special.

682
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,040
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683
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,000
And Winnie is my best friend.

684
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:40,960
And old.

685
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,280
Goodnight, Winnie.

686
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,680
And goodnight to you.

687
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:52,760

of Dublin town

688
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:59,120

she wears the crown

689
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:03,640
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690
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,480


691
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:12,600

let life get her down

692
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,600


693
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,840


694
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:22,120